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Not just any Monopoly, but the Vintage Edition.

Tue Jun 30, 2009, 5:07 AM
  • Listening to: A disconcerting whirring noise
  • Reading: Through the Looking Glass (still)
  • Watching: .
  • Playing: .
  • Eating: Surely not a yum-yum for breakfast...oh no
  • Drinking: .
I can't move for the newspapers in this flat. Since the death of Michael Jackson (R.I.P. diddums) mum has bought any paper with his face in it, i.e. all of them.

Pathetically is has been rather up and down in my own head quite recently, some seem to be unawares and some bear the brunt of it more than others.
(Sorry!)
But things are looking up.
And we'll leave it at that, you nosy parkers.
^_^

I had a dream I could fly last night. How stereotypical! But whenever I am lucky enough to dream of having flight it's always laboured in its own special way. Like it's my power of flight rather than THE power of flight. As in it's bound to be stilted in some way. For instance it was difficult to control and was more like floating whilst waving my arms about like a numpty, crashing into walls and people. Majestic.
So last night I squandered my powers by flying up and down the stairs of the close, then accidentally into someone's bathroom which was inexplicably and awkwardly outside of their own living space.
Just so you know.

I failed to mention how my miniature shindig went down. I think it was enjoyed by all, or at least I hope it was. The night kicked off with a bang - crisps and Sammie's Monopoly. Not just any Monopoly, but the Vintage Edition. Welcome to the jungle.
After a lot of laughing, spilling and mashing cake into the carpet, we later put our lives on the line by walking down Maryhill Road at midnight for the sake of getting Jordan's pyjamas. I heard someone was shot there, but you need sleeping gear.
The rest of it afterwards was a disconcerting blur, but at least Pokemon was on the next morning.

Hooray for the postman! He's brought my EMA-bursary-grown-up-type-things today, after many attempted phonecalls and two successful phonecalls which I had forgotten the gist of as soon as hanging up. Yes, it is essentially a mile-long form, but someone's bound to help me with it if I wander around with the "confused" face on all night.

I'm quite jealous of the people at Glastonbury PURELY BECAUSE Rolf Harris was there. I heard he got his wobble-board out too.

Is anyone else paranoid about Black Tongue disease?
"Embarrassing Illnesses" is going to be the bogging bane of my life.

I want to go places and do things with someone but everyone seems to have gotten really fed up with me really easily.

Mum phoned just there. "You need to stop staying up late and sleeping in like this, you're wasting your day. Although mind you, what else would you be doing?"

I rest my case.

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I'm a proper vegetarian, so none of your fish and chicken bollocks.

I am largely based in a previous era, consisting of 70s sitcoms, stupid clothes, stupid hair, old books and a sense of bitterness about the modern world. I am also based in Glasgow, which is a bit unfortunate.

I like mainly working with acrylics and would do much more oil painting if only I didn't have such a horrific mess to deal with afterwards. Imagine the bathroom sink covered in dark green paint. Not sure how, but that's what happened.

I'd like to say I'm creative...so I will.

I am one of the few people in Britain who doesn't own or want an ipod.

I don't indulge in illegal substances; I can make up my own insane rubbish.

People who talk to me through machinery/witchcraft before ever meeting me get the wacky idea that I have quite a brilliant mind. They would be, and some have been, sorely disappointed to know the truth.

On first glance you'd think I was a miserable shit, and you'd be right. But there's a bit of my being which is very warm and comforting. You don't want to know where.

Other interests include Lidl and throat infections.

Make of it what you will.

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  • Current Residence: Glasgow (Scotland!)
  • Interests: Drawing, painting, poetry, literature, the countryside, old films, wine, tea, laughing, poncing.
  • Favourite movie: Withnail and I, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Pan's Labyrinth, The Invisible Man
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles, David Bowie, The Move, XTC etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: Folk, prog...comedy music.
  • Favourite artist: Mia Araujo, Esao Andrews, Mark Ryden, Lori Earley, Josephine Wall
  • Favourite poet or writer: H.G. Wells, Oscar Wilde, Mark Haddon, Louise Rennison, Gaston Leroux
  • Favourite style of art: Pop surrealism/Lowbrow
  • Favourite game: "PUT A BIT OF CELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"
  • Favourite gaming platform: the fridge
  • Favourite cartoon character: Captain Hook
  • Personal Quote: A lezzer: someone who fancies Les Dennis.
  • Tools of the Trade: The Genre Spanner.

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You're welcome :D

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thanks!:thumbsup: *thumbs up*

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you laugh until you cry
you cry until you laugh
You're welcome :)

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And dragons and Capricorns
And then we’ll break their wings, wings.
And let them fly away.

But they can’t,
’Cause we can’t
And it’s sad
But they can’t, and we can’t
Exist together.

- vannessa barnier
You're very welcome ^^

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Thanks so much for the fav on my collaboration with :iconmosz: "Dreamcatcher".
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Terry Bizarro

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Rox my fuzzbox!!
You're welcome, your works are amazing!

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You're welcome :)

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Thank you very much!

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Jason John
Thanks for the favorite!

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Jabinya
Aw, thanks! And thankyou for all the :+fav:s :D

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Your stuff is pretty amazing!:wow:
You're very welcome :)

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Thank you so much for the Fav and the support! Im so glad you liked it! ^_^
You're welcome :)

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:heart: thanks so much

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you laugh until you cry
you cry until you laugh
Oh dear, it does!
I'm doing an NC Art Portfolio course for the purpose of building up some things to try and get into Art School with.
I didn't think art could be so academical but there you go.

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which courses are you in for..? (sounds like jail lol 'in for';)

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Look past my pupils, through the tunnels into the place where we become each other in this new age <3
Lucky!
Well, no. I'm not to most out-going of people.
Slightly! Not looking forward to design , though. It does my head in.

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my proms on the 24th :P
you barely talk to anyone at your school?
thanks, i hope i get there too :) nd you too w the university thing sounds sweet, you excited?

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Groovy!
I wish you luck in getting to there. ^^
You lucky thing! It's something of a luxury to me, much like trampolines.
Wahay! There was a school dance thing a while ago, but I didn't bother going...1. I can't dance, 2. I barely talked to anyone at my school and 3. It cost bloody ten quid to get in. Bright side of life, that's where I live.
Did you go to a prom?

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ummm i think so (tibet) ... india/chile/peru are all sort of the same thing as far as the spiritual-ness / culture i guess. :P
i just feel a calling there, for some time in my life at least!..
and i know what you mean now w the space hoppers... i used to have a red one. good times! lol.
today was my last day at school! have you had your prom yet?

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Look past my pupils, through the tunnels into the place where we become each other in this new age <3
Well, it used to...I've just tried getting it from my favourites but it's not having it.
My friend and I used to make a lot of prank phonecalls "back in the day", but none of them made very much sense. Probably the one that made most sense was her phoning national accident helpline and saying "I've crashed my tree into a car" but even then she was laughing so much it was manic.

I'm quite excited now!

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WOW! THat exists?
I have actually pranked someone as Old Gregg before. He still suspects it was me, but the mystery is still there

Damn, now I don't have an excuse for it not being a masterpiece :D

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One of those big ball things that you bounce on and it has handles. They had those creepy-faced orange ones all about in either the 60s or 70s.
That does sound good! I've never even heard of an art residence, shows what I know >.<
Excellent! Is Peru affiliated with Tibet somehow? My geography isn't terribly brilliant either...

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