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About Me Member Traditional Artist hayleybaileys18/Female/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Lying funny so I can get multiple chins

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 5:06 AM
  • Listening to: .The Zombies
  • Reading: The Giles Wareing Haters' Club
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"Tell him I hope he has a fucking ugly Christmas."

I feel obliged to update with at least something but remembering what happened even five minutes ago proves difficult. There has been a crap patch lately but it's not worth going into. Plus it wouldn't be funny, even though it involved me being chased down the street at one point. But that has come and gone, thankfully. That's your lot.

Apparently I'm 18 now. Sammie and I ended up at the pub, only drinking things with funny names. Truly adults indeed.

College has felt a bit challenging as of late. My sculpture is laughable, and by that I mean people have laughed at it. Must improve on that.

Still no scanner, but the camera is in working order, so get ready for lots of photographs of scary clay-and-felt dollies I've taken to cobbling together.

I've been getting quite crap at socialising. There was once a time when I'd despair at having nothing to do, but I've been quite disorganized. Ali needs his birthday presents and Sam needs...well, a reply. Must improve on this also.

Oh dear, everything needs improving. It's not good, really. I've got a big backlog of books that need reading as well. Leisure activities shouldn't feel like they need organizing but you know how it is, never happy unless I stress myself out to the point of forming 3 bald patches.
(Only joking, I've only got the one.)

Yet saying all that, I've been ploughing right through "The Giles Wareing Haters' Club" by Tim Dowling since last night and am thoroughly enjoying it, despite the face there is no Dickensian patter or winged striped creatures lurking therein. I also recently finished "The Little Prince" in one go, it's just lovely.
Heed my book recommendations and you shall prosper.

Ugh, I'm going mad. I was like this at Sammie's the other night, laughing at anything and deliberately trying to give myself multiple chins by lying funny.

Watch this space, I might erupt.

I've not got a bald patch, by the way.

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"God, my freaky head. If only Swap Shop was still on, I'd trade it in for a spare arse."

I'm currently at college doing an art portfolio course and it's quite merry.

I think that there should be a sequel to "The Knack" called "The Gist", to explain what happened in the first film.

I'd like to say I'm creative...so I will.

I am one of the few people in Britain who doesn't own or want an ipod.

People who talk to me through machinery/witchcraft before ever meeting me get the wacky idea that I have quite a brilliant mind. They would be, and some have been, sorely disappointed to know the truth.

On first glance you'd think I was a miserable shit, and you'd be right. But there's a bit of my being which is very warm and comforting. You don't want to know where.

Other interests include Lidl and throat infections.

Make of it what you will.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Glasgow, Scotland
  • Interests: Drawing, painting, reading, sitting, poncing, prodding, jumpers.
  • Favourite movie: Withnail and I, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Pan's Labyrinth, The Invisible Man
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles, David Bowie, The Move, XTC etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: Folk, prog...comedy music.
  • Favourite artist: Mia Araujo, Esao Andrews, Mark Ryden, Lori Earley, John Tenniel
  • Favourite poet or writer: H.G. Wells, Oscar Wilde, Mark Haddon, Louise Rennison, Gaston Leroux, Anne Frank
  • Favourite style of art: Pop surrealism
  • Favourite game: "PUT A BIT OF CELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"
  • Favourite gaming platform: the fridge
  • Favourite cartoon character: Captain Hook, Ursula, Snow White
  • Personal Quote: A lezzer: someone who fancies Les Dennis.
  • Tools of the Trade: The Genre Spanner.

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:iconzune-chan:
You're welcome :heart::heart::heart::iconsweethugplz::heart::heart::heart:
:iconhayleybaileys:
Aw thankyou very much :love:

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconzune-chan:
You have a cute gallery :heart::heart::heart:~
Keep up with the good work ^.^)~
:iconhayleybaileys:
You're welcome :)

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconhumankappa:
Thanks for the fav ;]
:iconmmwhaa:
awe no your just great at art :)

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i've got ham but i'm not a hamster
:iconhayleybaileys:
Ah you're dead kind :heart: :D

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconmmwhaa:
nice pic for ID plus loved what you had to say in your ID too plus great drawings :)

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i've got ham but i'm not a hamster
:iconhayleybaileys:
You're welcome ^^

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconjabinya:
Thank you Hayley! :)

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:iconhayleybaileys:
You're welcome :D

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconmavsfan4life:
your welcome and thank you for the favorite
:iconhayleybaileys:
Aw, you're very kind ^_^

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconhayleybaileys:
You're welcome :)

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconfunygirl38:
And I don't think you've a freaky head at all...you have pretty eyes.

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\"If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.\"~Bertrand Russell
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:iconfunygirl38:
Thank you for the fave on Window Display, much appreciated.

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\"If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.\"~Bertrand Russell
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:iconevalovinlucy:
:forgiveme: thanks

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you laugh until you cry
you cry until you laugh
:iconhayleybaileys:
:flirty:

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconhayleybaileys:
You're welcome, and thanks for the watch! ^^

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:iconaynn-cross:
Thanks for the fav!!
(^-^)
:iconhayleybaileys:
I'm swell, ta. Much been happening?

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer
:icongefrierbrand:
hey i`m fine, and how are you?

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:iconhayleybaileys:
Hello, how're you?

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"No man who never did nothing never made any mistakes." - Frank Spencer

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